MC Raven Trip Report 7
Trip Report 7
My mother’s house for 85th birthday celebration
(also Mother’s Day).
Dear Lord. I know that
you’re all powerful, all seeing, all knowing and all that. And I know that you
have a plan for me here and in the hereafter (I hope). Even so, I pray in all
humility that you: Dear Lord please, don’t let me be struck by lightning and
die with my pecker stuck in the neck of a pee bottle.
Now I’m sure most of you have spoken the same prayer at some
time in the past. For me, after 3+ days of constant Severe Thunderstorms with
accompanying lightning and huge amounts of rain, I figured I’d make a stab at
some divine pity.
Yep, the rain’s back. It’s rained steadily for days and
days. Since I didn’t want to slog through the downpour to the restrooms, I cut
the top off an old Dasani bottle and used that as urinal.
Two days ago I left my coffee cup out on the picnic table
overnight. In the morning I found about 1-inch of water in the bottom of the
cup. Last night I did it again and, this morning I found the cup filled almost
to the brim. I’ve invented a new standard of rain measurement: The Coffee Cup
System of Rain Measurement. Forget about measuring inches or millimeters. From
now on, use the Coffee Cup System of Rain Measurement and report your findings
in fractions of a coffee cup. That will mean much more to the general public
and, you’ll be able to bask in the luminous glory of an entirely new idea to
mankind.
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